February 2011
mysteryinblack asked: I wouldn't. Not without trying it out on you first.
Feb 1st
mysteryinblack asked: ....
I can shove my foot so far up your ass you'll taste it.
Feb 1st
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mysteryinblack asked: That was a while ago. You won't get away with shit now that I'm here.
Feb 1st
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mysteryinblack asked: Not at all.

After all, you should be enjoying them as much as you can. You'll never get anything more than a photo.
Feb 1st
mysteryinblack asked: ........
Enjoying those photos of Diego?
Feb 1st
mysteryinblack asked: Find you? Pwwh, you hiding from someone?
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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distanttracesofbeauty started following you
thetumblrturnabout: distanttracesofbeauty: mysticmaya: no no no no no no no. L-Long time no see … ? Hello there, Mystic Maya Fey… Heehee~ Dahlia can you at least wait a few more days? I’m trying to watch the news with a baseball. Of course! I’ll be gracious, after all. I just got this body back; I don’t want to lose it.
Feb 1st
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Oh my~
So many new followers…! We should all play together sometime, right?~ ((Dollie’s example of a playdate!~))
Feb 1st
distanttracesofbeauty started following you
mysticmaya: no no no no no no no. L-Long time no see … ? Hello there, Mystic Maya Fey… Heehee~
Feb 1st
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mysteryinblack asked: I hear you're not ghostly anymore. Am I right?
Feb 1st
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mysticmaya: wordlesswatcher: “Over your dead body”? Be careful what you wish for… I hope she didn’t hear that. Hear what…?
Feb 1st
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DOO DOO DOO DO DOO
bluebadgerbitches: distanttracesofbeauty: aceapprenticepearls: everyonesfavoritepolicedog: bluebadgerbitches: CAN YOU STAY FUCKING DEAD FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES? SWEET MOTHER OF BAMBI.  ^ ((SDFKJSLDJF ^^^^^^ Ilu so much lmfao)) You won’t be able to find me~ I’m hiding right now anyway. Heehee~  DOO DOO DOO DO DOO I WILL FIND YOU AS FAST AS A MOTHERFUCKING HUFFLEFUCKINGPUFF I...
Feb 1st
DOO DOO DOO DO DOO
aceapprenticepearls: everyonesfavoritepolicedog: bluebadgerbitches: CAN YOU STAY FUCKING DEAD FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES? SWEET MOTHER OF BAMBI.  ^ ((SDFKJSLDJF ^^^^^^ Ilu so much lmfao)) You won’t be able to find me~ I’m hiding right now anyway. Heehee~
Feb 1st
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Ahaha!~ Much better!
hershlayton: mysticmaya: bluebadgerbitches: distanttracesofbeauty: machiachi: distanttracesofbeauty: Heehee~ Hi there, everyone! Now that this tricky little problem is over with… I can get back to my regular schedule. ….W-what problem? D-do not tell me….you are…. Human again…? But of course!~  DOO DOO DOO DO DOO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK SO DEAD. ^THIS. I’ll get the...
Feb 1st
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Ahaha!~ Much better!
machiachi: distanttracesofbeauty: Human again…? But of course!~ ……………… H-…how? The usual way, of course. Forcing my spirit into a medium’s body, that’s how!~
Feb 1st
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Ahaha!~ Much better!
machiachi: distanttracesofbeauty: Heehee~ Hi there, everyone! Now that this tricky little problem is over with… I can get back to my regular schedule. ….W-what problem? D-do not tell me….you are…. Human again…? But of course!~
Feb 1st
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What is TMI Tuesday?
Heehee~ Oh, Feenie. You’ll find out in due time~
Feb 1st
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Ahaha!~ Much better!
Heehee~ Hi there, everyone! Now that this tricky little problem is over with… I can get back to my regular schedule.
Feb 1st
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pollytheparrot replied to your post:
Hi Dahlia! *squawks* Polly thinks you’re pretty! *squawks* ugh, I hate birds. Heehee~ Ohh, thank you! You have such beautiful feathers yourself, birdie!~
Feb 1st
nopollydoesntwantafuckingcracker asked: *squawk* Hello! My name's Polly! *squawk*
Feb 1st
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(( Also, sorry I was away everyone. ._.; Was in LA...
fellinlovebyaccident: (( ALSO, TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. DDDDD: )) ((it’s totally okay, sis! we missed you. soooo…. um. krissy and hobo had a fight but then they had sexy time and they’re better; little Ema has a bad cough in and out of character and Machi tried to cheer her up; Lana accidentally walked in on Feenie and Bratty’s sexy time, and Jake made it...
Feb 1st
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January 2011
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Jan 31st
SEX
hershlayton: distanttracesofbeauty: hershlayton: thetumblrturnabout: alakazomg: Isn’t it magical? I just need this here. :c I wouldn’t know. Neither would I~ Hmph.  #heyyyy hershellll #call me Why am I not surprised? Heehee~
Jan 31st
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SEX
hershlayton: thetumblrturnabout: alakazomg: Isn’t it magical? I just need this here. :c I wouldn’t know. Neither would I~ Hmph.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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// AATumblr's Initiation Rite
neverinsultthecravat: 1) Speak with Dahlia Hawthorne. 2) Defend yourself against Dahlia Hawthorne. 3) Survive and get rescued, usually by Lana Skye. 4) Wake up at the Hotti Clinic. 5) Congratulations! You’re officially a member of AATumblr! ((YAY <3~ People need to not judge a book by it’s cover, sheesh!))
Jan 31st
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((hospital party list))
((everyone who has been in the hospital: Machi Tobaye Young Ema Skye Young Miles Edgeworth Phoenix Wright Lana Skye Diego Armando Calisto Yew Shih-Na Larry Butz Jake Marshall Lauren Paups Daryan Crescend Iris Fey Luke Atmey Bat Rhoda Teneiro bold=dahlia’s fault ehehehehe~ i love you guys! <3~))
Jan 31st
((Does Dahlia enjoy sending us to the hospital??))
thetumblrturnabout: ((Uh dude, she tried poisoning us. I WOULD SAY SO)) ((and i killed you~))
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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((Does Dahlia enjoy sending us to the hospital??))
when-she-smiles: ((W-well, I’m saving you now!)) ((Shut up, me. I’m doing my job here~))
Jan 31st
Phoenix Wright: Lawyer in the Bright Blue Suit:... →
themaninthebluesuit: From a brief moment that the last blow will be delivered on Phoenix, his Magatama suddenly shining a bright yellow, repelling Dahlia away from his body causing her to catch her spirit in blue flames. What was happening?! An incredibly bright light emerges from Wright’s magatama, and Dahlia spirit is thrown off of him. GYAAAAH!! What….?! Whatever spiritual...
Jan 31st
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Phoenix Wright: Lawyer in the Bright Blue Suit:... →
themaninthebluesuit: distanttracesofbeauty: Heehee~You’re cute when you scream, Feenie. Her hands fly to Phoenix’s face and catches him in a frigid embrace. He can no longer feel his body, all that’s left is icy cold. Frigid fingers touching his face and the only image he sees is red and nothing else. (I’m sorry Larry….) Dahlia giggles with delight as the defense attorney begins...
Jan 31st
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Phoenix Wright: Lawyer in the Bright Blue Suit:... →
themaninthebluesuit: distanttracesofbeauty: The magatama starts to glow a different colour, but Dahlia doesn’t pay any heed. With a smug smile, she runs her hand down Phoenix’s chest; her touch is icy cold, and her freezing fingers numb the skin. Oho~ good luck. Hggggggggggghhhhhhkkkkk…(shit…not goo) GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU!...
Jan 31st
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People are getting hospitalized...Dahlia what the...
themaninthebluesuit: distanttracesofbeauty: themaninthebluesuit: *Holding his Magatama tightly while bracing himself for the incoming attack* (I do hope this has some other use besides detetcting Psychlocks…) Dahlia’s spirit floats in front of Wright, a faint smile glowing under her dead eyes. Heehee~ And just what are you going to do with that…? Trying not to get killed by you.  ...
Jan 31st
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People are getting hospitalized...Dahlia what the...
themaninthebluesuit: *Holding his Magatama tightly while bracing himself for the incoming attack* (I do hope this has some other use besides detetcting Psychlocks…) Dahlia’s spirit floats in front of Wright, a faint smile glowing under her dead eyes. Heehee~ And just what are you going to do with that…?
Jan 31st
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In which Jake Marshall can't stomach yaoi.
Lana: J-Jake..um...i-if you want me to tell you...
Lana: This is incredibly awkward...
Lana: but also, it's intriguing...it makes me wonder...? Hm...
Jake: Jus' spit it out, Lana!
Lana: I...accidentallysawEdgeworthandWrighthavingsexualintercourse...
Lana: Jake, what do I do...?
Messenger: [Jake Marshall has left the conversation.]
Jan 31st
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People are getting hospitalized...Dahlia what the...
themaninthebluesuit: distanttracesofbeauty: You wanna bet, Feenie? I stopped your friend’s heart by phasing through him~ I dare you Dahlia Hawthorne… COME AT ME! Okay~
Jan 31st
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People are getting hospitalized...Dahlia what the...
themaninthebluesuit: distanttracesofbeauty: Because she’s been the bane of my existence~ And killing her will benefit you in what way?  You’re just a wandering spirit Dahlia! With no permanent body to move about freely!  You wanna bet, Feenie? I stopped your friend’s heart by phasing through him~
Jan 31st
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People are getting hospitalized...Dahlia what the...
themaninthebluesuit: distanttracesofbeauty: themaninthebluesuit: distanttracesofbeauty: Hmph~ And I thought I’d gotten rid of that orange-coated fool once and for all. What did he ever do to you anyway huh? He’s protecting someone whom I intend to eliminate~ Because you wanted to kill that certain individual you intend to eliminate those who surround that person is that...
Jan 31st
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People are getting hospitalized...Dahlia what the...
themaninthebluesuit: distanttracesofbeauty: themaninthebluesuit: distanttracesofbeauty: Heehee~ Hi there, Feenie. He’s in my way, so I tried to get rid of him. No harm in that, right…? What do you mean in your way? And don’t call me Feenie…! Hmph~ And I thought I’d gotten rid of that orange-coated fool once and for all. What did he ever do to you anyway huh? ...
Jan 31st
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People are getting hospitalized...Dahlia what the...
themaninthebluesuit: distanttracesofbeauty: Heehee~ Hi there, Feenie. He’s in my way, so I tried to get rid of him. No harm in that, right…? What do you mean in your way? And don’t call me Feenie…! Hmph~ And I thought I’d gotten rid of that orange-coated fool once and for all.
Jan 31st
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People are getting hospitalized...Dahlia what the...
Heehee~ Hi there, Feenie. He’s in my way, so I tried to get rid of him. No harm in that, right…?
Jan 31st
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Hmm~
He’s alive…?
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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so larry freakin' butz just fought off dahlia...
everyonesfavoritepolicedog: aceapprenticepearls: everyonesfavoritepolicedog: itsgottabethebutz: everyonesfavoritepolicedog: i’m about to spout some moral about love conquering hate but hell naw let’s hear it for the butz ((aw shucks))  OH CRAP HE FAINTED HE DAMN WELL FAINTED ANOTHER ONE TO THE HOSPITAL… ((He may have fainted, but he beat Dahlia <333 I’m so freaking proud....
Jan 31st
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.....✖☝Ω ❧ ☃✈✕ ✉☼✍: machiachi replied to your... →
itsgottabethebutz: distanttracesofbeauty: Tch…! Was he really that stupid? Apparently, he was, since now he showed no fear of getting hurt; Dahlia found this incredibly amusing. She swept down in front of him, her dead eyes giving off a faint, but triumphant, glow. You underestimate me, Larry Butz~ As she declared her challenge, she put her hand through his chest and grabbed his heart with...
Jan 31st
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